Arsenal Q and A: Wenger as Zorro; Mertesacker loves guinea pigs

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger sat down with Gunners defender Per Mertesacker for a rapid-fire Q and A on Wednesday and the results were interesting to say the least.

Of note, Wenger sees himself as the swashbuckling Zorro if he were to become a movie hero and Mertesacker's favourite pet is (you never would have guessed) a guinea pig.

It's surprisingly good stuff from the usually stoic Arsenal boss and his long-serving defender, but perhaps the two should keep their day jobs for now as a future in stand-up comedy might still be a bit of a long shot for either.