All the money in the world: What would you do with £142m?

Barcelona just shelled out £142m for Phillipe Coutinho, which roughly comes to Rs 1200 crores. Whichever way you look at it, that's a lot of money, and with that much dough in hand, the possibilities are endless. Here are some of the (not so) best ways to make use of all the spare cash lying around.